Roger, I’m making a chocolate cake for your birthday party tonight.
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I could use some help here.
Uh huh.
Are you listening to me?
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Roger! You’re like a teenager. What can be so important on Facebook right now?
Right away, Hon.
I read that cell phones are addictive.
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And they damage the brain.
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Destroy relationships.
Uh huh.
CNN just reported a tornado descending in our neighborhood.
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Roger. Here goes your cake batter right down the drain.
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I’m leaving now. Text me if you notice. Happy 80th.